- Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?
- Me: Math.
there was a drug search at our school today and they busted at least seven people
at a middle school
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
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So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people
Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea
(Source: mind-heart-self)
i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation
i agree bethany
who the fuck is bethany
Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
- cellular number
- snapchat
- skype
- facetime
- first born
you know, anything you want
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