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  1. Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?
  2. Me: Math.
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Posted 20 hours ago

sallyjacksoning:

there was a drug search at our school today and they busted at least seven people

at a middle school

Posted 20 hours ago

run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for 

(Source: vvumblr)

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youngblackandvegan:

jonesalicious:

So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people

Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea

(Source: mind-heart-self)

Posted 1 day ago

svveetlemonade:

mfandcjforever:

svveetlemonade:

i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation 

i agree bethany

who the fuck is bethany

Posted 1 day ago

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

  • cellular number
  • snapchat
  • twitter
  • facebook
  • skype
  • email
  • facetime
  • first born

you know, anything you want

(Source: jo--harvelle)

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